Friday, August 29, 2008

That does it. I'm voting for McCain.

Not because he is indirectly promoting Intelligent Design. Not because he wants Church and State to be less separate. Not because he is against abortion or supports off shore oil drilling, All of which I completely support (/endsarcasm). It's because he selected a fly ass middle aged honey for vice president. This was a great strategy. Pull in all of the Hillary supporting femenists, and the horny adolescent boys in one fell swoop. Bravo John McCain... Bravo.

Ok kids. Can you say milf? Cmon, say it with me. Miiiiiilllllffff.


PS - There is some serious E-Drama going on about this over at http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/08/surprise_mccain_doesnt_persuad.php

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