Thursday, March 12, 2009

End of Transaction

That's two days in a row that Dunkin Donuts gave me a receipt... I feel like Mitch Hedberg:

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D"'

Oh well, at least it wasn't a Duane Reade receipt. I can't even pick those up off the counter, because I'm not strong enough to lift a tree. Did I mention, I HATE Duane Reade?

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